Alright just roll with it. I could either sit down with a giant PDF full of Foucault and human rights law, or I could combine our lack luster ingredient shelves into Monday night calories of joy. Which are my really favorite kind. Of calories and of joy.
I'm literally going to make this up as we go, so here's your play by play. Rummage through your cabinets, find the magic bullet you shoved in there cause it was cluttering up your counter, and fill it with two small apples (cubed). And one... two... THREE.... APPLESAUCE!! Maybe when I'm still unemployed next year, Magic Bullet infomercials will hire me.
So put the apple sauce (should still have chunks) in a large bowl with an egg. Add 4 tablespoons of melted butter and 1 cup sugar. Now reconsider your plan when roommate proposes putting hot cocoa powder in the mix. And fuck it, this is your recipe, you do you. Add 1/3 cup hot cocoa powder. Seriously.
Realize you don't have Michael Buble's Christmas Album on. Put it on.
In another bowl, combine 1 and 1/4 cup of flour, 1/2 tsp of cinnamon, 1/4 tsp baking powder, and (ready for this?? I'm so excited), 1/4 tsp of chili powder! BOOM.
Add half the dry bowl to the wet, mix, then the other half, mix. Taste batter, notice it tastes like A CHAI LATTE. Squeal with glee and this unexpected turn of events. Put in muffins tins (greased or lined with paper) and bake on 375 for.... TBD. I'll get back to you.
**wait wait wait wait wait pretend to write paper wait wait wait**
Okay so it seems to take about 12 minutes. And they're yummy!!
I'm literally going to make this up as we go, so here's your play by play. Rummage through your cabinets, find the magic bullet you shoved in there cause it was cluttering up your counter, and fill it with two small apples (cubed). And one... two... THREE.... APPLESAUCE!! Maybe when I'm still unemployed next year, Magic Bullet infomercials will hire me.
So put the apple sauce (should still have chunks) in a large bowl with an egg. Add 4 tablespoons of melted butter and 1 cup sugar. Now reconsider your plan when roommate proposes putting hot cocoa powder in the mix. And fuck it, this is your recipe, you do you. Add 1/3 cup hot cocoa powder. Seriously.
Realize you don't have Michael Buble's Christmas Album on. Put it on.
In another bowl, combine 1 and 1/4 cup of flour, 1/2 tsp of cinnamon, 1/4 tsp baking powder, and (ready for this?? I'm so excited), 1/4 tsp of chili powder! BOOM.
Add half the dry bowl to the wet, mix, then the other half, mix. Taste batter, notice it tastes like A CHAI LATTE. Squeal with glee and this unexpected turn of events. Put in muffins tins (greased or lined with paper) and bake on 375 for.... TBD. I'll get back to you.
**wait wait wait wait wait pretend to write paper wait wait wait**
Okay so it seems to take about 12 minutes. And they're yummy!!
